Don't know if there is one yet, but here's a rough transcription:
Okay, hi. My name is Boxxy, and [um] did [um] did anyone else see that [uh] just now? Because [uh] if you did, I'm pretty sure that if you have a working brain, you probably thought that that was amazing! That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen! [um] And--and I--I--I honestly, I have no words for once in my small life. [um eh] I have no words to--to thank these people because--because they--they just messaged me one day, and they were like, "Hey Boxxy, we really love you," and I was like, "Oh, I love you too!" And--and they were like, "We made an opening song for you," and I was like, "What?" and that was it, and I was like, "Oh my God, that's amazing!" and [um] and their band name is Little Kinky, and I know that most of you will be thinking, "Well, that's just provocative." Well, it's not, so you--you knock that off, mister. And [um] and it was amazing! And [uh] and it's--it's so catchy, and it's like [insert onomatopoeic interpretation of intro music], and--and it's so awesome. And [um] so yeah... and--and they were like, "You know, [um] we really really love you, and--and [uh] we love your voice," and I was like, "Well, thank you." And [um] and--and they were like, "You know, we--we wrote some songs for you," and I said, "For me?" and they were like, "Yeah, for you to sing," and I was like, "I love to sing!" And--and--and--and--and--and--and it was--it was awesome! And so now me and Little Kinky are going to be singing songs together, and--and this is just getting--this is just getting too seductive for my own good. And [um] and [uh] so [uh] yeah, and it's--it's--I'm so excited about it, [um] and [uh] so you guys should--you guys should check them out because they're so talented, and they're so nice and wonderful and everything under the rainbow! And [uh] so everything that you need to know about them is in the doobly-doo, and they're just, you know, some kids trying to make it, and--and--and I know that feel, bro. And [uh] so yeah... I just--I thought it was really great of them and nice of them to do what they did for me, and how could I not share something like that? I think you should go watch it again because I'm going to. Okay, [um] so yeah. [um] I love you all, [um] and [uh] hopefully, you'll see me soon. I love you. Bye!