Catie is the only girl who ever made me wish I was someone else, (her perfect guy).
I don't think I am that guy. But I want Catie to be happy so bad, and it seems like the only way I could ever make certain of that. So momentarily I wished I was some kind of suave Johnny Depp motherfucker who looked just the way she wanted, sounded just the way she wanted, the exact right age, the right swag, etc.
I never wished that because of anyone before. I've taken a romantic interest in very few people in my lifetime, but if any of those girls indicated they really wanted a guy who is something I'm not, my advice to them was to go get one, (and I've said as much). I'm confident to be myself and sometimes people are simply incompatible for reasons beyond their control.
I know it makes no sense to wish yourself to be someone else. I think that was just a consequence of cogito ergo sum, (the only thing you can ever truly be sure of is yourself).
•I want what's best for Catie.
•I can't be 100% sure anyone else does as much.
•Therefore, the only way to guarantee her happiness is deliver it personally.
•But I am not everything Catie wants.
•Therefore: 'Genie, can you make me a prince?'
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